"Take down an errant Rottweiler"? Heh. Come to my neighborhood, won't you?

"Oh, I'm so sorry about your beagle! I let the Jackel out to exercise in the yard, and she must have jumped the fence... yes, it's a terrible shame. Really going to miss his constant, desperate, nonstop yapping. I'll think of him whenever my parrot says SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMNIT in your voice."