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summer_jackel ([personal profile] summer_jackel) wrote2010-05-05 08:05 pm

oh yeah, Cinco...

As today is a holiday popularly celebrated by getting plastered, I will offer the following advice:

Do not under any circumstances purchase Bacardi's watermelon rum. It is disgusting and vile. If I could give rum to the chickens, the remainder of the bottle would have been poured on the ground in the coop last week when I tried it.

It is the essence of artificial ewww and is kind of like jolly rancher candies distilled and made into alcohol. If that sounds like something you'd like, trust me, it really isn't.

Sorry, I know I'm posty today. Distracting myself from the burn in my legs, pedal pedal pedal. Besides, it's a public service announcement. Not to warn you would be mean.

[identity profile] kynekh-amagire.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet you could use it as an accelerant if you needed to burn something.

Well, maybe. Bacardi 150 burns like crazy, but, um, it's 150 proof. :D

[identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
hah. You would know that.