Party on Jackel

[summer_jackel]

These memes just keep getting more risque. But I laughed at this one, and hey, we all know that I'm a risque sort of person, right?

abstracted from Spacebabie...

Your LJ Harem
LJ Username
Punishment Tool of Choice	BullwhipFloggerRiding CropPaddleBeltMy strong bare handOrgasms until they can't walkMaking them watch me throw a futile impotent tantrum
You restrain your slaves by	Locking them in a cageChaining them to a St Andrews CrossStocksJapanese rope bondageBlindfold,handcuffs and a gagTied to the bed with silk scarvesMy peircing stare and commanding voiceBegging and offering money
Prefered form of service	Sex of coursePrivate stripping and danceMassageMaid serviceSextrataryAnything that makes people jealous of me
Secondary favorite service	Uhhhh...More sex..duhPrivate stripping and danceMassageMaid serviceSextrataryAnything that makes people jealous of me
Number of slaves in Harem	529
Bodyguard who makes sure nobody touches your slaves	conner24
Favorite slave who is in charge of the others	mooncatx
Bratty slave who needs constant dicipline	alexandria24
Is not in your harem but secretly wants to be	alex_garg
Devotion and obedience level of your harem - 60%
This quiz by radmanofvnb - Taken 3242 Times.

New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology

Mooncat, darlin, yep, I think you're suited for the job. *snerk* Good luck with Alex...

Going to Chris' staff party tonight. This is apparently at some very ritzy, swanky winery type place, which makes *absolutely no sense* because he teaches at the closest Sonoma county has to a ghetto school. Or maybe it does, no idea. Anyway, he really isn't looking forward to it, I guess I can't say I blame him, but hey, it gives me an excuse to wear my spiffy dress. Hmm, do I wear the fishnet stockings? *shrug*. Still, I rather think I will have preferred last year's, which was within walking distance to my house, and I could wear jeans and bring my ferret. Poor Gus Gus, he loves parties, and he never gets to go to them.

Jackel

Comments

Discipline?

[alexandria24.livejournal.com]

You know I act up just to get punished don't ya? *smirk*

Oooo...

[mooncatx.livejournal.com]

Me like *^_^* --- swishes the flogger with an evil grin...

poor Gus Gus *pets ferret* ...

meow! fishnets, fishnets!!!

*^_^*
Mooncat

Nasty Habits

[(Anonymous)]

I thought you'd find it funny that as I was scrolling by, I misread your musical selection as "Nasty Hobbits."

"Jeez," I thought, "is this some sort of Gollum tribute band or something?"

Weird.

---Joshua