OMG, I am more than a little bit phobic about anyone getting near my eyes. I can barely sit still to let the eye doctor check 'em. I'd *love* to get lasered so as not to have to deal with glasses, but there's no way I could *stand* it.

As to the story, I have a pseudonym I blame the more scary stuff I write upon, but unfortunately I already released the first part of this little travesty...under my usual name. Before realizing that I was going to take it any farther. Ah well.