must be

[summer_jackel]

Tail up, feathers fluffed
wings a bit outspread, clucking imploringly:
I have been propositioned sexually
by a chicken.
It must be spring.

Comments

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

Hee!

I hope that you let him down gently...

[kynekh-amagire.livejournal.com]

As they say: "'Erotic' means using a feather; 'kinky' is using a chicken." Strangely, the chicken's feelings on the matter are rarely speculated upon.

[troubleagain.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, spring, when little yellow birds solicit you explicitly, then go off and have sexual congress with a throw pillow....

[stoda.livejournal.com]

Ah yesssss... Six has started propositioning my ear again.

Time for the aural sex jokes.