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DUXXX update
Apr. 29th, 2008 07:20 pm2 am duck sex prevention updates:
Nights 1,2---locked up the boys, Josephine and Petey. No quacking.
Last night---locked up the girls, Vera and Vivienne. Loud 2 am quacking! D: The morning found both hens still in the coop, and a mystery: 2, eggs, one of which was a chicken egg! (we know this because it's blue. Only a certain breed of chicken, of which I have 3, lays blue eggs).
WTF? One of the CHICKENS squeezed into the coop, a feat just barely possible, laid an egg in the dirt next to the ducks, caused quacking, and left again??? (She was not in the coop this morning).
I have interspecies lesbian fowl love going on, on top of everything else, apparently. The coop gets kinkier and kinkier.
The drakes are locked up tonight. I'm not sure I want to know.
And some stats on me! I am less slutty than my fowl, I'm afraid.
Nights 1,2---locked up the boys, Josephine and Petey. No quacking.
Last night---locked up the girls, Vera and Vivienne. Loud 2 am quacking! D: The morning found both hens still in the coop, and a mystery: 2, eggs, one of which was a chicken egg! (we know this because it's blue. Only a certain breed of chicken, of which I have 3, lays blue eggs).
WTF? One of the CHICKENS squeezed into the coop, a feat just barely possible, laid an egg in the dirt next to the ducks, caused quacking, and left again??? (She was not in the coop this morning).
I have interspecies lesbian fowl love going on, on top of everything else, apparently. The coop gets kinkier and kinkier.
The drakes are locked up tonight. I'm not sure I want to know.
And some stats on me! I am less slutty than my fowl, I'm afraid.
| Your LJ Slut Stats! | ||
| Out of your 141 friends, percentages you have: | ||
| met |  | 53.9% |
| hugged | |
45.39% |
| dated | | 7.09% |
| kissed | | 8.51% |
| seen shirtless | | 9.92% |
| seen naked | | 7.09% |
| had net sex | | 7.8% |
| made out with | | 5.67% |
| had oral sex | | 3.54% |
| fucked | | 4.96% |
| Get your LJ Slut Stats! | ||
