"Take down an errant Rottweiler"? Heh. Come to my neighborhood, won't you?
"Oh, I'm so sorry about your beagle! I let the Jackel out to exercise in the yard, and she must have jumped the fence... yes, it's a terrible shame. Really going to miss his constant, desperate, nonstop yapping. I'll think of him whenever my parrot says SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMNIT in your voice."
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Date: 2009-09-14 01:11 am (UTC)"Oh, I'm so sorry about your beagle! I let the Jackel out to exercise in the yard, and she must have jumped the fence... yes, it's a terrible shame. Really going to miss his constant, desperate, nonstop yapping. I'll think of him whenever my parrot says SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMNIT in your voice."