Her loathesome rubber heart...
Nov. 21st, 2007 05:54 pmSo, I found my very detailed, lifelike rubber heart while organizing my belongings yesterday. Needless to say, I was quite pleased to find it again. A certain level of devilry in me conspired to place it in the sink to await Lucy's return home. I had almost forgotten about it when Lucy began doing dishes last night...
Lucy: You need to move this now.
Jackel (innocent): what?
Lucy: /exquisite glare. Pause. / This.
...what is it, anyway?
Jackel: It's a rubber heart.
Lucy: OK.
.....What is it for?
Jackel: What do you mean, what is it for? It's a rubber heart!
...it's for annoying your girlfriend.
Lucy: Wow, it's really good at that.
So this is me 'n her interacting in the kitchen. Thanksgiving? Lots of fun.
Hope you all have a fun one.
Lucy: You need to move this now.
Jackel (innocent): what?
Lucy: /exquisite glare. Pause. / This.
...what is it, anyway?
Jackel: It's a rubber heart.
Lucy: OK.
.....What is it for?
Jackel: What do you mean, what is it for? It's a rubber heart!
...it's for annoying your girlfriend.
Lucy: Wow, it's really good at that.
So this is me 'n her interacting in the kitchen. Thanksgiving? Lots of fun.
Hope you all have a fun one.