summer_jackel

Dear Bliss Like Chaos;

Please do not snout the banana slugs. Furthermore, as a matter of greater vehemence, do not lie upon squished banana slugs such that they are ground disgustingly into your fur, to be discovered on accident by myself at 5 am and subsequently scissored out of your gorgeous, flowing shoulder coat. I will be very pleased never to do so again.

If this is, in fact, what that was. I realize it was hard to tell. If you have been defending our home from incurring Mi-go, or perhaps even a small Shoggoth, go right ahead and keep doing that, because in the grand scheme of things those are much worse than raccoons in the henhouse. Although I will note that you didn't seem terribly effective the last time that happened.

So, assuming that that...disgusting mess...was a slug, stop it, please.

Faithfully,

the person who removes ichor from your coat.