Sex With Ducks

[summer_jackel]

Oh, dear gods. I haven't actually laughed until I cried for some time. Via joreth:

You know, they probably weren't even thinking about furry fandom when they made this thing. Appropriate, though; as my fowl prove (Felix is probably going for a hen as I type), ducks are just perverse.

In this general vein, happy Pride weekend! I am staying home, bonding with the new puppy, in favor of going to the city for the parade, though I do want to go to Up Your Alley and the Folsom St. Fair this year---yay, leather! And while we're on the subject of pride, marriage equality and furrydom, go look at this really beautiful image by ShinigamiGirl on FA: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2446512, which actually tightened my throat a little when I first saw it.

Comments

[summer-jackel.livejournal.com]

If you are a swan, does that make sex with a duck more or less kinky?

I keep meaning to get one of those "special" toy ducks. I think after watching this video, I kind of have to.

[swandog.livejournal.com]

Hehe...well, moreso because of the size difference, but less so because they are both waterfowl (as opposed to human and waterfowl), so I guess it equals out. ;)

And you should, they're great! :D I almost got the white "Paris" duck, but I wasn't sure if the feather boa was removable, and if not, it can't really be used in the bathtub. They have travel-sized ones too! XD

[summer-jackel.livejournal.com]

Given how...um...pleasant being in water can be, I've often thought that this would be an obviously needed possession. The vibration seemed a little weak for my taste when I looked at it at Good Vibes, though. Still--tempting. If I wasn't trying to save up for that e-stim kit...

The Paris one is deliciously cute. But I think bondage duckie is more appropriate in my case.

[swandog.livejournal.com]

Hehe, yep, the bondage duck definitely "fit the bill" for me...um, literally. XD

[summer-jackel.livejournal.com]

Heh...I am going to the Up Your Alley fair in San Francisco at the end of the month, with an eye for toy shopping. I may have to swing by Good Vibes and get me a ducky at the same time.