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Oh, dear gods. I haven't actually laughed until I cried for some time. Via [livejournal.com profile] joreth:



You know, they probably weren't even thinking about furry fandom when they made this thing. Appropriate, though; as my fowl prove (Felix is probably going for a hen as I type), ducks are just perverse.

In this general vein, happy Pride weekend! I am staying home, bonding with the new puppy, in favor of going to the city for the parade, though I do want to go to Up Your Alley and the Folsom St. Fair this year---yay, leather! And while we're on the subject of pride, marriage equality and furrydom, go look at this really beautiful image by ShinigamiGirl on FA: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2446512, which actually tightened my throat a little when I first saw it.

Date: 2009-06-28 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] troubleagain.livejournal.com
That was ridiculously funny and cute, but I kept finding myself distracted by how....um....cute and sexy the GIRLS were....

Date: 2009-06-28 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
This is so true.

Snarky + smart + pretty is ultra sexy.

Date: 2009-06-29 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] troubleagain.livejournal.com
Yeah....and I'm supposed to be straight. >___>
Edited Date: 2009-06-29 12:18 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-06-29 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
Sexuality is, indeed, a spectrum. I identify as gay even though I have a male lover who I enjoy a great deal. It's all diverse and complex and interesting.

Date: 2009-06-29 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archteryx.livejournal.com
Well, my SO is two out of three, and I think she's thoroughly sexy. :)

Date: 2009-06-30 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
I'm not gonna ask which two...

Date: 2009-07-01 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archteryx.livejournal.com
Snarky and smart. She's kind of an Ugly Duckling in looks and readily admits it; bad genes, constant exposure to cigarette smoke and the ravages of cancer (now in remission) have taken their tolls.

But I consider the 'snarky' and 'smart' parts vastly more important then 'pretty'. She's sexy, snuggly and a wonderful companion. That's all that matters. :>

Date: 2009-07-01 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
Anyone you love is beautiful. She sounds wonderful, and I am glad you found each other.

Brains are my primary attractor. Snark is a big plus ;)

Date: 2009-07-01 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archteryx.livejournal.com
Brains have to be huge for you. After all, you seemed to take a shine to me, and you don't even roll that way! ^^

Don't forget to call/chat/etc. Still looking to book the tickets and you're the last person I haven't discussed the visit with. ^.^

Date: 2009-06-29 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swandog.livejournal.com
Ok, THAT made my day!! XD *giggles* Of course, with my hubby having a duck char, I can do this anytime! ;) And I mustn't forget to mention this little guy, either! ;D

Date: 2009-06-29 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
If you are a swan, does that make sex with a duck more or less kinky?

I keep meaning to get one of those "special" toy ducks. I think after watching this video, I kind of have to.

Date: 2009-06-29 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swandog.livejournal.com
Hehe...well, moreso because of the size difference, but less so because they are both waterfowl (as opposed to human and waterfowl), so I guess it equals out. ;)

And you should, they're great! :D I almost got the white "Paris" duck, but I wasn't sure if the feather boa was removable, and if not, it can't really be used in the bathtub. They have travel-sized ones too! XD

Date: 2009-06-30 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
Given how...um...pleasant being in water can be, I've often thought that this would be an obviously needed possession. The vibration seemed a little weak for my taste when I looked at it at Good Vibes, though. Still--tempting. If I wasn't trying to save up for that e-stim kit...

The Paris one is deliciously cute. But I think bondage duckie is more appropriate in my case.

Date: 2009-07-01 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swandog.livejournal.com
Hehe, yep, the bondage duck definitely "fit the bill" for me...um, literally. XD

Date: 2009-07-01 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
Heh...I am going to the Up Your Alley fair in San Francisco at the end of the month, with an eye for toy shopping. I may have to swing by Good Vibes and get me a ducky at the same time.

Date: 2009-06-29 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirac.livejournal.com
~/o I waaant to duck you like an animal... I want to feel you from the iiinside... ~/o =>

It was awesome!

Date: 2009-06-29 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kynekh-amagire.livejournal.com
I didn't actually fall over in a fit of giggles until 2:03, with "...we're gonna Huey-Dewie-Louis all over the room". I'm pleased with myself.

Date: 2009-06-30 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
I think that it was 'Duck-Tales...woo woo...' that did me.

Date: 2009-06-29 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cphoenix.livejournal.com
Tee-hee! I'm forwarding this to several friends...

Chris

Date: 2009-07-01 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
Share the love, man, share the web-footed love.

Date: 2009-06-29 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] finnkveldulfr.livejournal.com
Where I'm at-- I needed a good laugh--
and that was outstanding!

Date: 2009-07-01 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
When I see things this good, I have to spread them.

Date: 2009-06-30 12:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Back in the late Seventies, there was a filk of the same title down at Cal Poly Pomona. I knew the guys who filked it with the assistance of two-three pitchers of beer at the campus beer bar. Went something like this, to the tune of a period pop song called "Vincent":

Let's have sex with ducks,
Little fluffy squishy ducks,
Ducks with beaks that cannot suck,
Having sex with ducks
(quack quack quack)
(quack quack quack)

After sobering up, the guy who came up with it tried to distance himself from it for the remainder of his time there.

Date: 2009-06-30 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
hah! Is this duck thing, like an actual fetish or something?

...wait no I didn't really ask that question.

Date: 2009-07-01 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swandog.livejournal.com
There is a "duckplay" group on FetLife, but I think it was made as a joke. XD

Date: 2009-07-01 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summer-jackel.livejournal.com
Quack, Quack...Quack?

...I so need to finish designing my duck character now and draw porn of her.

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