Sex With Ducks
Jun. 28th, 2009 02:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Oh, dear gods. I haven't actually laughed until I cried for some time. Via
joreth:
You know, they probably weren't even thinking about furry fandom when they made this thing. Appropriate, though; as my fowl prove (Felix is probably going for a hen as I type), ducks are just perverse.
In this general vein, happy Pride weekend! I am staying home, bonding with the new puppy, in favor of going to the city for the parade, though I do want to go to Up Your Alley and the Folsom St. Fair this year---yay, leather! And while we're on the subject of pride, marriage equality and furrydom, go look at this really beautiful image by ShinigamiGirl on FA: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2446512, which actually tightened my throat a little when I first saw it.
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You know, they probably weren't even thinking about furry fandom when they made this thing. Appropriate, though; as my fowl prove (Felix is probably going for a hen as I type), ducks are just perverse.
In this general vein, happy Pride weekend! I am staying home, bonding with the new puppy, in favor of going to the city for the parade, though I do want to go to Up Your Alley and the Folsom St. Fair this year---yay, leather! And while we're on the subject of pride, marriage equality and furrydom, go look at this really beautiful image by ShinigamiGirl on FA: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2446512, which actually tightened my throat a little when I first saw it.
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Date: 2009-06-28 10:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-28 10:59 pm (UTC)Snarky + smart + pretty is ultra sexy.
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Date: 2009-06-29 12:01 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-06-29 12:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-30 08:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-01 01:40 am (UTC)But I consider the 'snarky' and 'smart' parts vastly more important then 'pretty'. She's sexy, snuggly and a wonderful companion. That's all that matters. :>
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Date: 2009-07-01 04:43 am (UTC)Brains are my primary attractor. Snark is a big plus ;)
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Date: 2009-07-01 08:53 pm (UTC)Don't forget to call/chat/etc. Still looking to book the tickets and you're the last person I haven't discussed the visit with. ^.^
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Date: 2009-06-29 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-29 05:34 pm (UTC)I keep meaning to get one of those "special" toy ducks. I think after watching this video, I kind of have to.
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Date: 2009-06-29 06:04 pm (UTC)And you should, they're great! :D I almost got the white "Paris" duck, but I wasn't sure if the feather boa was removable, and if not, it can't really be used in the bathtub. They have travel-sized ones too! XD
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Date: 2009-06-30 08:31 pm (UTC)The Paris one is deliciously cute. But I think bondage duckie is more appropriate in my case.
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Date: 2009-07-01 09:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-01 09:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-29 03:28 pm (UTC)It was awesome!
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Date: 2009-06-29 07:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-30 08:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-29 08:21 pm (UTC)Chris
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Date: 2009-07-01 09:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-29 09:38 pm (UTC)and that was outstanding!
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Date: 2009-07-01 09:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-30 12:06 am (UTC)Let's have sex with ducks,
Little fluffy squishy ducks,
Ducks with beaks that cannot suck,
Having sex with ducks
(quack quack quack)
(quack quack quack)
After sobering up, the guy who came up with it tried to distance himself from it for the remainder of his time there.
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Date: 2009-06-30 08:33 pm (UTC)...wait no I didn't really ask that question.
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Date: 2009-07-01 09:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-01 08:39 pm (UTC)...I so need to finish designing my duck character now and draw porn of her.